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Friday, July 9, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Meets Judge Judy

Lindsay Lohan should consider herself lucky. Wonder if she'd been served up justice by Judge Judy? Do you think no-nonsense Judge Judy would coddle little Miss "It's not my fault" Lohan with a measley 3 months in jail? Not only did Lohan miss NINE court-ordered alcohol counseling sessions, but she painted the F word on her fingernails and flashed them to the judge throughout her court appearance. Over recent years, Lohan has been arrested for drunk driving, cocaine possession and other felony drug use. She appears to be unrepentent and has not accepted responsibility for her problems. Now she's whining about going to jail.

You think Judge Judy would have put up with Lindsay's no-show appearances, lame-brain excuses and crocodile tears? As in "Sorry your honor, but I was on a fancy shmancy yacht in Cannes with Dom Perignon and I just couldn't tear myself away to visit your lowly courtroom?"  Judge Judy would've smacked down such narcisstic drivel with her now legendary retort: "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."

Can you just imagine how furious the irrascible Judge would be if she saw Lohan flaunting the "F" bomb on her fingernails? Take-no prisoners Judy would've thrown the sassy little actress in the slammer faster than Lohan could say: "Baby needs a cocktail."  Then she'd order the poor trembling starlet to share a cell block with the likes of such lovely lady offenders as Ronda, the Fist, Lewinsky and Shakita, I'm Your Worst Nightmare, Jones. Instead of sporting expensively obscene manicures, Lohan could very well be hustling cigs in the big yard, sharpening up shivs and shanks and comparing tatoos with real-life mean girls of the prison world....all if Judge Judy justice prevailed. Sphere: Related Content

16 comments:

Fran said...

We need more Judge Judy types. You're right. Someone has to draw a line.

Steadfast Ahoy! said...

You and Judge Judy have the right attitude. How far does leniancy go? And for how long? 9 second chances?????????? come on now.

BTW: my Friday post answers your questions about where Steadfast is right now. Thanks so much for your comments...love them always. Rosemary

BlueRidge Boomer said...

I'm sooooo tired of the "Lohan Drama"...!! Millions of people seem to be able to follow instructions...what wrong with this girl....!!

Enjoy

Menopausal New Mom said...

I love judge Judy and sadly, you are right. Some of these pampered starlets have no idea about the reality or the world outside their fenced mansions. I guess she didn't learn anything from her pal Paris who ended up in a cell too.

Well written, I think I'm going to like it around here :)

Deb

Coffeypot said...

As I've said before, I would put her in a nuthouse so far back that her food would have to be delivered by UPS and let her dry out for a year or so. Then never speak her name again.

lexlocilori said...

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Zabrinah said...

I really like your blog!!!! You've got yourself another follower!

I will say that Judge Judy would treat her differently for sure. I hope that jail saves Lindsay's life. Though I might not have the most popular opinion about this, but I hope that she gets out of all the mess when her sentence finishes. I hope she comes back with a vengence. She heads back into the acting world, does some good work and then shows up at the Oscars as a nominee.

That would be an inspirational story. It would show young girls who aren't in the limelight that they can learn their lesson and bounce back.

Best wishes,

~Zabrinah

ReformingGeek said...

I'm so tired of spoiled celebrities.

Cheeseboy said...

Is her 15 minutes up yet?

(I am referring to both Judge Judy and Lindsay Lohan.)

Carol............. said...

So true!

Same with the politicians and their spoiled offsprings...lots of narcissism and no reality.

Kimberly said...

Oh my gosh I would love to see that!!!!
I am now following you...
All the best,
Kim

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

This is a great post, BP. I was laughing throughout. You're so right, though, and it's not really funny. The girl is off way to easy. Judge Judy would've set her straight.
xoRobyn

Krystal said...

this whole lindsay thing is ridiculous...she is dumb :)

Coffee Slut said...

Hello from your newest follower! Love your blog and am looking forward to exploring it more!

What Makes Us Right said...

I'm with Cheeseboy on this...the 15 minutes are up.....

I also think little miss Lindsay might have turned out a little more respectful with some proper parenting! Her's appear to be loons!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I would say one year minimum sounds about right. And since she can probably afford it, have her pay for what it costs the tax payers for that one year.

I'm sorry to inform you, you have a new follower. Most blogs try to bury my mug, but it will do you no good ... you're stuck with me.

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